common indian surname often confused with agrawal, aggarwal, etc. usually sweet shop owners in a locality.
get some kaju barfi from agarwal sweets.
my name is agarwal, not agrawal!
- subtweet paranoia
a mental condition characterized by delusions of persecution, unwarranted jealousy, or exaggerated self-importance, typically elaborated into an organized system given by reading tweets. a person would think, when they see someone subtweet, it is about them. tweet: she just gave me the nastiest lasagna ever. jim: i saw your tweet. you could’ve just told me […]
pr-nounced “c-ck”, it means to be sun burnt so bad that it aches to move. and any soap your body touches burns your skin as if it is acid! “i got koqu while on vacation and it hurts really bad!!”
- pew fart
a nasty smelling fart someone turns loose of in church, but won’t own up to, and totally goes against going to church in the first place. martha: “pssst! marvin, did you just fart?” marvin: “you know me better than that! there’s no way i’d let a pew fart in church.”
- ghetto literature
graffiti – usually poorly drawn, worn down graffiti in bad neighborhoods. i can’t help but inquire the future social implications derived from that ghetto literature.
the act of masturbating whilst aboard a railroad train. “it will be a five hour train ride. i am hiding in the lavatory rail-bating.”