Age 18 About-Face
the sudden 180-degree whiplash that the typical female teen pop star undergoes at a certain magical age. her public/stage persona, until this time, accentuated her virginity, purity, and innocence. suddenly, daddy’s little girl morphs into powersl-t girl, and her stage persona and performance incorporate pole-dancing, nearly transparent clothing, exaggerated s-xuality, and raunchy language and content.
the age 18 about-face can be avoided by a singer who has genuine talent and is something more than a music-industry manufactured product, but realistically, how many female teenage pop singers fill that bill?
you know j. random teenie-singer, that blonde momon purity queen whose hymen seems to be worshiped by half the music industry? yeah, there are a lot of middle-aged men slavering for a year from now when she pulls her age 18 about-face.
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