Age of Empires


a computer game which requires alot of strategy and takes place in the early “ads”. you can play as various civilizations and your goal is to rise to become the most powerful one (or last surviving) in the map. online play is also featured. the expansion (aoe: conquerors) features more civilizations and new units (military personal / technologies). this game makes for a great alternative to masturbation, or can serve as a “timetaker” while your downloads complete.
john: i went to disney world over break!!!
dan: i age of empires ‘d morpheus and then splurged my spooze all over the place!!!
a fun computer game which requires basic strategy and takes place in the early historica ages.you can play as various civilizations and your goal is to rise to become the most powerful one (or last surviving) in the map. online play is also featured. the expansion version features more civilizations and new units and technologies.
age of empires i/rise of rome expansion-1997

age of empires ii/conquerors expansion-1999

age of empires iii-2006

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