Aged Hoe


(noun)

1) an older woman who dresses like a sk-nkwad and prefers to steal men she knows are in relationships, esp. with women younger than themselves.

2) a woman too old to be trawling for younger men (usually because she has one at home called: her son) and way to evil and sk-nky to be a cougar.

3) a nasty, white-trash, older woman who aspires to being a cougar or sugarmama but is too uneducated and pathetic.
my boyfriend left me for that aged hoe because the sl-t wh-r- has her mortgage paid off and an empty room because her kid moved out. she is old enough to be my mother and fugly enough to stop a train. d-mned saggy t-tted walmart greater!

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