Airbag Uppercut


term used by police/fire/ems to describe the non-serious injuries received when the face contacts the airbag in a vehicle crash. usually consists of nose-bleed, busted lip and face numbness. similar to being punched in the face.
that old woman was afraid her jaw was broke, but she just got an airbag uppercut.

Read Also:

  • Airblair

    thinks he is the sh-t at basketball when he really sucks. loves body chocolate and his little dipsh-t. undecided s-xuality. dude! that kid just pulled an airblair…what a douche. jump in the air for no reason when playing the sport of football. he jumped when the ball was coming straight to his chest, he is […]

  • Abortum

    gaia online’s exclusive and first licensed abortionist. many do not know this gaian’s gender or when they really came to be. she/he is also a chatterbox regular. cb regular chatterbox gaia online abortum

  • a fifth

    a fifth of a gallon, or 4/5 quart: approx 750 ml. i drank a fifth of 151 lastnight, i think… 750 ml, enough to get any man wasted, unlike an eigth/pint which the some of the above people have mistaken to be a fifth, which is about 16 oz which is what youd be seeing […]

  • Gargantillow

    a m-ssive pillow that extends beyond the heightness and width of the individual laying within the comforting boundaries of the fluffy device. the pillow is m-ssive and amazing. it dwindles the effectiveness of any man’s cuddlebility as the pillow does not move, snore, or drool. often loved by preggos. i don’t need a man, i’ve […]

  • Gaucho Slap

    the “gaucho slap” is commonly performed when a man and a woman are engaged in normal s-x using a condom. normal intercourse is the name of the game till the male -j-c-l-t-s, at which point he removes the condom and whirls it around his head gaining centripetal acceleration (like a gaucho) once at maximum velocity […]


Disclaimer: Airbag Uppercut definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.