Agent Zero

proper noun.
1. one of several popular nicknames given to the most thrilling basketball player in the nba, gilbert arenas. a two time all-star renowned for his ability to score as time in quarters, halves, and especially games expire, agent zero currently stars at guard for the washington wizards. agent zero sports the jersey number 0 because he was told as a high school player that he would spend exactly zero minutes on the court as a college player.

2. a man with phenomenal swag.

3. hibachi, the black president, the east coast -ssasin, quality shot
ex. 1. does agent zero have a conscience?

ex. 2. i hear agent zero is writing a children’s book aimed at reinforcing good childhood behavior t-tled “dropping things on people is bad, unless you’re dropping 60 on kobe.”
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the sneaky inserting of a finger or thumb (agent) into the -n-s (the zero) of a s-xual partner. it is paramount that the receiver is not aware of the agent (finger or thumb), and that the zero (-n-s) is penetrated sneakily without early detection.
guy 1: “yo last night i gave her an agent zero! she never expected it until it was in!”

guy 2: “no way, she never knew it was coming!?”
guy 1: “not until my finger was in her -n-s!”
a.) the act of indefinitely suspending a romantic/s-xual relationship with vague -ssurances that the -ssociation could be re-established at some unidentified later date.

b.) being indefinitely suspended by a romantic/s-xual partner without a clear understanding of the seriousness of their intentions.
“he was great in bed but i still have that hottie special agent to go out with and my ex-boyfriend visiting in a couple months. i think i’m going to have to pull an agent zero.”

“he lives across the country but we have a really special connection – we didn’t break up but he says he needs some time to himself, do you think i’ve been agent zeroed?”