agezoned
like being friendzoned, but only because of age. usually done by an older female on a younger male.
krystal: hey kristina would you go out with rafael?
kristina: haha no way. he’s attractive but too young for me.
krystal: you’re 23 and he’s 20. give him a chance!
kristina: i’m not changing my mind.
krystal: d-mn, agezoned!!
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