Aggie joke
wide variety of jokes told by ut fans, often including familiar characters such as smart longhorn, dumb aggie, and mediocre baylor bear. compare: longhorn = brunette, aggie = blonde, baylor bear = redhead.
here’s an example:
a longhorn, an aggie, and a baylor bear are traveling in a desert. each one has brought one thing: the longhorn brought a jug of water so he dosen’t dehydrate, the baylor bear brought food so he doesn’t starve, and the aggie brought a car door, so he can roll up the window if he gets too hot.
ba-dum-bsssh
aggie joke: did you hear that there are three kinds of aggies?
the ones who can’t count and the ones who can.
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joke starring allegedly dumb texas a & m types. cf. polish joke, newfie jokes in canada (see newfie left; portuguese jokes in brazil.
lookit that hound lick his b-lls! ah wish ah could do that!
go ahead! he don’t bite!
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