Aggravating Blow Job Dorito
when a woman who has braces on her teeth forgets to brush before giving felatio to her man. sometimes a tiny arrowhead sliver of a nacho cheese dorito gets stuck between her braces and causes pain and discomfort to the p-n-s. ow !!
why you got that ice cold michelob dry bottle on your crotch ?
that same old aggravating bl-w j-b dorito !!
you better tell that b-tch to switch to cheetoes !!
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