aggressive napping
1. a short sleep which you will let nothing stand in the way of. usually done by a person who works more than five days in a row in a given week or works multiple jobs.
2. when you nap so hard that you beat the cr-p out of that nap.
“a person found aggressive napping may become irritable or even violent if woken up”
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