an intense feeling of desperation for a bae; often arises on rainy days and mondays; symptoms include: loneliness, listening to depressing music, drinking excessive amounts of alcohol alone
my baesperation increases on rainy days.
to beat someone with your b-lls. typically done in slapping motion, and quite often occurring during s-x. guys that are the most successful ballbeaters usually have larger low-hung b-lls with a loose ball sac. men with b-lls like that have greater slapping leverage, resulting in more noticeable and powerful slaps. (jill) “my boyfriend spanked my […]
so drunk you forget how to say anything intelligent he had 8 shots of tequila and was rendered bartarded. the act of being extremely intoxicated on xanax to the point of acting r-t-rded. “yeah, juan was so bartarded last night, he crashed his car then started smoking some dro” the act in which a human […]
another term for a $100 bill, the name being derived from ben franklin’s picture on the money. “i only worked for two hours and still made a benny” a tourist who visits the jersey sh-r- from bayonne, elizabeth, newark, or new york (or anywhere near these places.) these tourists pollute the beaches and are rude […]
bertha is an illegal drug, commonly used in the southeastern ukrainian regions. users will take a hollow sh-ll made of solidified crack cocaine, filled with weed smoke and coated generously in mexican black tar heroin. users will then load this into a big bertha cannon and send the drugs into their rectal cavity. this drug […]
- big birtha
a really big -ss “holy sh-t dude, tricia has big birtha!!”