Aggressive Spooning
aggressive spooning is just regular spooning with a firm, slightly threatening grasp on the little spoon paired with slow yet consistent humping, which can become damaging to the little spoon after prolonged exposure. other symptoms include raw tender muscles, bleeding, burning, chafing, cramping, unexpected pregnancy, brown play, festering, itching, diarrhea, nagging, pinching, pr-cking, stinging, upset stomach, inflammation of various parts, swollen members, heart burn, and potential severe wounding. should either party encounter any of the above, it may be wise to seek medical attention. remember before you do so, it would be clever to have an alternative answer when asked how such injuries occurred. please practice safe aggressive spooning. try it with someone experienced.
similar to regular spooning,aggressive spooning is more painful.
Read Also:
- dracula's teabag
a used tampon i went to the bathroom and dracula’s teabag was floating in the toilet a used tampon. due to it resembling a tea bag (the string), and being full of blood would make a nice brew for dracula 🙂 i wanted to f-ck my missus but she had a draculas tea bag in. […]
- Faggarino
a gay person, a flower fairy, a f-g anthony has a f-ggarino flower car.
- booshkins
a small, ryah-sized object. also referred to as boosh and the mighty boosh. my christmas present this year was addressed to “the mighty booshkins.” i dont know why, exactly…
- faggasaurous
1) a gay dinosaur 2) an extremely f-ggy person “my janice, which being such a f-ggasaurous”
- bootae
another word for -ss.. like booty but with a pimp style.. mother of god.. have you seen this bootae !