aging hipsters


kraftwerk-listening, craft beer-drinking poseurs of a certain age. they dress their toddlers in ramones t-shirts and jam their middle-aged spread into low-rise skinny jeans.
those aging hipsters were complaining about the noise at last night’s hardcore show.

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