Agitated Mother Opossum
not much is known about this creature, often attacks on sight, and always seems to be hungry. strength and agility are defining characteristics. it has been seen terrorizing families of large mammals such as humans, bears, and transformers. spotted in central africa and northern poland this animal was the main import of rome, alive, because many romans became board with simple burnings (agitated mother opossums were later replaced by lions because the fcc said the display of violence and unmerciless killing by these creatures gave no chance of survival for the victims)
-woh who’s number 34?
–thats hanninen coach, why?
-well he’s playing like a agitated mother opossum!!
–you’re just saying what we’re all thinking coach.
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