AGM Report
a pointless and mundane monthly “report” a xerox inside sales executive must write to his/her account general manager. although extremely pointless and hollow, it is viewed as a critical report by upper management to “prove one’s worth”. similar to tps reports only dumbed down a bit.
brett (manager): carol, i noticed you were #1 in sales this month and hit all of your monthly targets; that said, you didn’t complete your agm report by the 4th like i asked you too so thus you are not the employee of the month.
worker 1: hey man did you do up your agm report yet?
worker 2: what’s the point of those anyways.
worker 1: i dunno’, it seems as though its another bullsh-t “make work” project -ssigned by management.
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