agnew


the term for a small flock of migratory birds.
dan’s beard is so large it could hold at least half an agnew.
3 more definitions
a term referring to any thing that could be considered crude,s-xual,disturbing, and/or of body fluids.
example #1
today at work, ben got agnew all over his face, he should of wore his safety goggles.

example #2
alex got sent to the princ-p-ls office after showing his pet agnew during show and tell.
to “agnew” is to laugh at a private joke, which you are not part of.

different uses:
to agnew, to have agnewed, to be an agnew, epic agnew

sam: remember that time me and you were in mikes car and rolled up on that dude and that underaged girl making love?”
oli: hahaha, we weren’t afraid to hit people in the face
rob: hahahaha
sam: rob, you just pulled a total agnew
b-tthole.

spiro agnew was vp under nixon until resigning in the wake of a criminal indictment. after nixon resigned due to watergate, agnew naturally became a follow on joke when someone used the word “nixon” when referring to taking a sh-t or a bowel movement.
a: “i gotta take a nixon”.

b: “don’t forget to wipe your agnew”.

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