Agony Yank


noun; a man who knows no bounds in the realms of the possible and will solve any problem that comes before him like the true hippy yank he is. also a member of the brotherhood of the tree, the gatekeeper of the light.
guy: man, my girl don’t like me anymore, what should i do?

agony yank: alright, alright first off you gotta show up at her work wearing only moon boots and a sp-ce helmet. then you tell her the gatekeeper of the light says if she don’t respect you, he’ll send the goats-head of mesopotamia to introduce her to the ways of the tree. that’ll sort you out. if not, you can smack that b-tch with my trusty bat butch. it’s ok, you have my permission…

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