ah-beng math

light-hearted math-related stuff—jokes, puns, tidbits, stories, and the like—that are shared among ah bengs—chinese hooligans who speak crudely and dress outlandishly.
here’s an ah-beng math story that uses the numbers 1 to 10, which won the singlish-speaking writer first prize: “1 day i go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. but the couple saw me, so i panic and 4 down. the man came out and wanted to 5 with me. i ran until i fell 6 and threw up. so i go to 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. then i took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 god he ran away.”

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