Ahab-pooner
a guy who will go to the ends of degradation to f-ck more chicks than his friends, usually while drunk, i.e. nailing a big white fat-l-ss, munter, or land-monster, with absolutely no visible signs of remorse for at least three months.
this is only as offensive as his friend’s find it, as beauty is in the eye of the beholder…
dude, you believe —— tagged that land-monster from the club?
dude is a ahab-pooner!!
not cool. lol
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