Ahh-Jew


the polite and discrete way of identifying a jew and pointing them out to your friend in public.
you: “tilt your head back and mimic a sneeze and say ahh-jew when a jew is in sight.”

friend to you: “g-d bless jew my friend”

you: “thank jew”

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