the coolest girl you’ll ever meet. she’s a stoner and h-lla nice. she is always the first to get out in cards against humanity. she’s a bad-ss with cool tattoos and nipple piercings. she makes a mean pot brownie and is the one who will offer you your first shot. she also loves animals with all of her heart. she always knows how to have a good time!
hey have you seen ahlena?
yeah! she’s so f-cking cool!
- origami gangster
the hardest gangster there is and will ever be “hey eric what’s up?” “i’m a f-cking origami gangster!!! that’s what’s up” “you hear about jared?” “yeah he’s a f-cking origami gangster”
- frosted joe
ordering a wendy’s frosty, then giving a man a bl-wj-b whilst having the frosty in your mouth. i gave gary a frosted joe in the walmart parking lot right next to the new wendys.
- fake as shit
a phrase used to describe someone who constantly commits hypocritical actions. a chronic liar. someone who does not follow through with what they say they are going to do. alex and dominic are fake as sh-t. they never tell the truth. what a bunch of n-gg-rs.
a girl practically born a hoe, she never stays with one guy long she broke up with you that fast?? well…she is saafa
- shadow flippin’
the lit af practice of signing a contract to purchase a crib and then reselling – or -ssigning — that contract for more commas before the sale closes. this can happen multiple times in one deal, earning multiple points for the realtor, who in some cases may also be one of the interim buyers. shadow […]