Ahlgren
a ahlgren is a man who loves to deep throat huge man c-ck. he is a spry, slightly clever dude who makes you think he is straight all while coercing you to pull your c-ck out and stick it in his p–p filled -ss. he loves to felch and eat his own sh-t afterwards. all around an odd fellow with an insatiable l-st for juiced on sh-t and feet. if you meet one you wont know until its too late. so be warned
dude 1: hey do you know that guy over there? i met him at work and he’s having a poker game at his house later this week?
dude 2: holy sh-t its an ahlgren!!!
dude 1: whats an ahlgren?
dude 2: they like to felch and eat sh-t dude!!! they also try to seduce you by very nefarious means!
dude 1: thanks man you really saved my -ss!!!
dude 2: no prob.
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