ahmed is a popular muslim name, but now is -ssociated with big brother’s ahmed and the legendary song of a-h-m-e-d; i.e., a: amazing, h: hero, m: mega or magnificient, e: easy and d: delirious
the legend, the unique and real ahmed of big brother 5. bb fans will always remember him.
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ahmed. the most amazingly perfect person you could ever meet. he is perfect in every way, and every person he meets adores him. he is loved by so many, yet loves only one other more than his own life. an ahmed always has beautiful eyes and isn’t afraid to use them to his advantage. even though he loves only one other, he will flirt with people of the opposit s-x. if you know an ahmed, look after him. he is the greatest treasure you could have.
me: hey, is his name ahmed?
friend: it must be, look how unbelievably perfect he is!
common muslim name for males. comes from a nickname for the prophet muhammad and means “praised one” in arabic.
also spelled ahmad.
starkecia: yo dawg u hear about that fine boy ahmed? he just owned us on that last bio test.
charles everton iii: fo shizzity?
a guy who is always up to party and have a good time! makes you laugh and smile at the same time! very attractive, athletic, smart, genuine & sweet. he’s the total package. if you don’t have a ahmed in your life you’re missing out on something amazing.
hey whose the new guy? he’s sooo cool and friendly.
he’s definitely a ahmed!
ah, i want one
an exotic blend of old holborn tobacco and high grade cannabis. only avaliable from west hendon. usually smoked in a large joint.
do you wanna roll some ahmed.
this ahmed joint is the nicest i’ve ever had!
a unstoppable wrestler and really awsome. more awsome than nishat
nerd:”oh man i’m fighting a bully because i was trying to stand up for myself. i wish i could be a ahmed so i can be a wrestler and never get wedgies and be awesome”
nerds best friend:” why dont you become a ahmed.
this primitive lifeform ahmed has recently been discovered living in southern england. this lifeform ahmed is a direct descendent of rock dwelling creatures e.g.the devious lying snake. this lifeform ahmed is known to prey on women, especially those of virginal status. women should bewary of contact with the lifeform ahmed.
girl 1 – whats that in the rocks?
girl 2 – i think its a ahmed.
girl 1 – really?!! quick run then!! we’re both virgins!!
having or have been in an affair. carissa you so were an affairish with him!
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a very annoying place to be, but people constantly visit them because they’re bored. 70% are bots, 20% are people who forgot they were in the chatroom, and 10% are trolls who laugh at you whenever you make a typo or say something they don’t agree with. christina commited suicide after spending 15 minutes in […]
- ain't that the mother fucking truth
1) expresses utmost concurrence/approval with what your bredrins are saying; 2) d-mn straight; 3) you know that/ you know that mother f-cking sh-t; 4) thems the breaks i.e that is just the way it is/ consignment to a sad state of affairs. also can be used long form “and aint the the mother f-cking truth” […]
asian i’d rike to f-ck waaaah! why you no rike make f-cky f-cky that rady? she a total airf!
- Alaskan Halibut
s-x-move: knock your bich out with a fish (preferably an alaskan halibut), put it on your d-ck, and then f-ck her with it. i gave her an alaskan halibut last night. biches love the alaskan halibut.