ahotv’s witnesses


a cult designed to worship organizational skills and overall neatness; our deity is ahotv and cult members also refer to each other as ahotv
1: hey can you help me organize my room?
2: go call ahotv’s witnesses for that.
1: ahotv, can you help organize my room?
2: i’d love to!

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