a volunteering trip supposedly about helping others, but really just an excuse to relax and see foreign places. aidcationers will seek to maximize their enjoyment and minimize their sacrifice.
“hey, how was your service trip to guatemala?”
“it was amazing! we got to explore the rainforest, we visited old mayan ruins, and we even got to swim with dolphins! oh, yeah, we also tutored some kids for a couple hours at an orphanage. serving others is so rewarding!”
“…sounds like quite the aidcation.”
- scone topping
male -j-c-l-t-. it is particuarly appropriate when s-m-n reaches its mature, viscous state. so she turned her head to look at me after i gave her the reach around and i pulled out and gave her a generous donation of scone topping to her eyelids
its the police code for a sniper yea.. thats about all i need to say ,,,,,, (o_o) >o< the name of the current generation of the porsche 911. my 996 gt2 smoked the sh-t out of a z06 today.
1. a unit of measure for the immeasurably stupid. 2. a moron as a unit of measure: the amount of green paint accidentally spilled on the driveway is not measured in pints, but in facrots. the collective iq held by a clan of toothless, stick-weilding rednecks: 1 facrot.
- Will Stares
when you have to take a shower after having a sh-t cause theres no toilet paper i took a big juicy sh-t this morning and realized there was no toilet paper so i did the good ol’ will stares
the act, state or circ-mstance in which no matter what you set out to accomplish or do, it will result in utter failure. may often be a precondition for certain unfortunate people. run: have you seen nathan’s numbers today? ron: no i haven’t. how’s he doing? run: he’s sold $5000 worth of product and is […]