AIDS Shank
when a person with aids defends themselves by plunging a knife into their own skin, then uses it to threaten whoever is threatening them with the now aids infected weapon.
murderer: i’m going to stab you!
aids guy: -stabs self and hold out the bl–dy knife- try it and i’ll give you my aids.
murderer: whoa whoa, calm down, man. i’ll leave you alone.
aids guy: you’d better, or you’ll be aids-ified by my aids shank.
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