ailf
acronym for “alien i’d like to f-ck”.
a crucial staple of science fiction, rendering it watchable.
pr-nounced “alf”, but not to be confused with the puppet from the 1980s tv show, who is not an example of an ailf.
examples of an “ailf”:
the chick steve guttenberg does (in an alien sort of way) in “coc–n”.
natasha henstridge is “species”.
“orion slave girl” (the green chick) in “star trek”.
alien i’d like to f-ck
oh my gosh, i was watching e.t last night, he’s so hot, what an ailf!!!
ant-eater i’d like to f-ck.
hey karl, check out the long proboscis on that insect lovin’ mammal. a prime example of an ailf!
asian i’d like to f-ck
dude 1: hey did you see those ailfs in fast and furious: tokyo drift?
dude 2: yes i jacked off in the theater to those ailfs. d-mn i gotta get me some of that good stuff, yo.
aunt i’d like to f-ck
look at that ailf over their
asian i’d like to f-ck
d-mn, ching chong min is such an a.i.l.f, she’s got a cup b–bs, and is barely 4 feet tall. f-ck yeah.
-ss id like to f-ck comes from the word milf
wow shes got a “ailf”
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