Ailurophiliac
an individual who loves cats. also confused ailurophobia, which is the fear of cats.
susanne – “hey, ashton, are you a cat person or a dog person?”
ashton – “i’m an ailurophiliac.”
susanne – “what does that mean?”
ashton – “it means i love cats!”
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