AIMS Test
arizona instrument to measure standards test. it is a worthless test that a student takes in fifth, eighth, and tenth grade. you must p-ss the high school version to graduate. if you “excel” in all three sections you earn free tuition to an in state university. to excel, you must be able to interpret doc-ments about duck calling, applying to be a lifegaurd, and other pointless g-rated doc-ments. you must also go to school early for three days while the rest of the school stays home and sleeps.
person a: what form did you have?
person b: g, what did you have?
person a: f, did you have that doc-ment about putting whales in sp-ce?
person b: i sure did! the aims test is such a great opportunity to prove how i can randomly bubble answers.
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acronym: arizona’s instrument of measuring student stupidity.
definition: a test that in no way tests the ability of its students’ brian-power or smartness.
see also: you’re a tool.
i now feel like a tool for taking the aims test.
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