Alistaire


1. a very genteel older english gentleman.
2. the mythical male creature with manners and dignity, the single ent-ty that thinks with the brain between their ears.

3. alistaire- female: a girl who, while being feminine, has then inner steel of a tough gritty guy.
1. i met alistaire in the rose garden, and we strolled hand in hand amongst the flowers. he was a perfect gentleman.

2. turns out, -insert all teenage boys here- was just trying to get in my pants. i wish he was more of an alistaire, and not such a poser creeper.

3. geez, alistaire can fix a motercycle, deal when her dad ruins her life, and put up with the worlds worst gangster boyfriend. she still looks better in a dress than anyone i know.

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