Ain’t that a kick in the dick

a saying for when something sh-tty happens.
when something is an oxymoron/ironic.
twin 1: “hey friend my girlfriend just dumped me.”
friend: “i’m sorry, who did she leave you for?”
twin 2: “me!”
friend: “well, ain’t that a kick in the d-ck?”

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