Air Academy
air academy high school (aahs) is located on the air force base in colorado springs. a public school full of spoiled brats, hopeless stoners, and few between. famous for bird-sh-t-white walls, suspensions given for going on mysp-ce via school computers, being one of the poorest schools in state yet ranking in the 90th percentile in testing scores, and being synonymous with purgatory. staff compares the campus to a minimum security prison, based on the fact that you must present id to heavily armed mps simply to get to school everyday, not to mention there are 2 cameras for every one hallway. there has not been a senior prank since 2007. 1 in 3 lockers in the original building are broken. the only successful “sports teams” are band and cheerleading. on a foggy morning it looks like f-cking silent hill. the only place filthier than the bathrooms is the cafeteria. the only place filthier than the cafeteria is the rest of the school. the mascot is a fictional bird called a “kadet” (pr-nounced: f-cking r-t-rded), a miserable spin-off of the cadets that attend the college on the same base.
guy1: where’d you go to high school?
guy2: air academy man! built in the ’50’s, it established the academy district 20 in colorado springs!
guy1: sounds sh-tty.
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