air balance
a pseudo-trade that lies only a few steps above sorcery and alcoholism. your typical air balancer has his head up his -ss and takes his field way too seriously.
“this work order looks like creative writing. how do you even balance air? let’s ask the air balance tech for a walk trough. has anyone seen him?
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