Air Bed


these air beds have pumps that are too loud,that’ll wake a bear in hibernation. these bed deflate rapidly. you’d wake up on a thin blanket or half an air bed (if you’re lucky) and sometimes if you bounce around on it. it’ll deflate and give you a horrible nights sleep. this is an abomination to mankind and should not even exist. they are used for parties, camping and sleepovers.
-hears the air bed pump-
jimmy:what’s that?
adam: that’s the air bed pump. hope you have a good night sleep.

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