air-off the turd


when you almost have to sh-t and you have gas. the air p-ssing over your t-rd spreading the sh-tty smell as you fart.

commonly referenced to when walking past a row or porta-johns at a concert in the middle of summer.
what the f#ck is that smell? did you sh-t your pants?!?!! -no…i just had to “air-off the t-rd”.

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