air pooping
when you are too lazy to take a dump, so you carefully fart it out until you don’t have to go so badly.
after seventeen hours playing world of warcraft, joe had to take a cr-p bad. but because he was on a raid, he settled for air p–ping.
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when while taking a p–p, a miniture t-rd falls out, followed by an immense amount of air (or fartage). this process of t-rd, then air, t-rd, then air is a constant pattern until the p–ping ceases.
man, i just had the longest air p–ping of my life. i would have had enough air to air up a hot air balloon!
farting.
john won’t stop air p–ping. he’s stinking up the room with his d-mn farts.
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