Air Sneeze


a sneeze that consists mostly or entirely of air. there is usually little or no snot released from the nasal p-ssage in an air sneeze.
the difference between an air sneeze and a regular snotty sneeze can mainly be told by the sound. air sneezes sound either like an off-key trumpet blare or someone shouting very loudly into a styrofoam cup. a normal sneeze sounds like someone blowing a raspberry through their nose.
“ew! don’t touch the remote! you just sneezed into your hand!”
“it was an air sneeze!”

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