air whale
an obese person who says they eat very little but never lose weight because in reality they are eating high calorie foods like potato chips,candy and 2 liters of regular soda a day
“but dr. i only eat 800 calories a day– why can’t i lose weight? i’ve never been this heavy in my life”
dr.: “you aren’t heavy your’e morbidly obese at 5’1″ and 450 lbs. i think you are an air whale”
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an amazing animal combining the powers of air with a whale.. or a miss reading of a shirt. whenever you see a whale , yell as loud as you can ” air whale!!”.
hey look at this cool shirt i got
air whale!!
lol yes
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