Airbus A-340


an evil jetliner made by the airbus industrie that has an evil autopilot, the rsx 600, and has been involved in over 600 turn-n-dip incidents.
the lufthansa airbus a-340 executed a turn-n-dip, slamming into the crowd of golfers. the death toll was an estimated 500 people.

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