airheaditation
a form of meditation where the aim is not to highten consciousness but to lower it in order to increase your viewing options.
pr-nunciation: ɛ ˈhɛdɪteɪ̯ʃn̩
i’ve done six days of airheaditation and adam sandler still makes me want to suck each of my teeth out of their aveoli and swallow them one by one.
during airheaditation, it is not uncommon to lose sight (of what’s acceptable), lose touch (with basic human decency), lose (all sense of good) taste, lose (the right to a fair) hearing.
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