Alaskan Ice Pick
when yo b-tch stands facing the wall only wearing her panties and you proceed to run at her full speed with a raging b-n-r and attempt to break through the panties with your inflamed c-ck and penetrate her -n-s with extreme force. often ending in a bl–dy mess and broken c-ck… for additional points have her wear leather panties.
my d-ck broke when i tried to alaskan ice pick my spanish teacher.
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