performing the art of edging on an airhead.
hey airhead, i know your sick, but now’s the perfect time for some airhedging !
a gentleman who “ain’t go no job”. who hates bowling because it bothers his whacking off wrist. loves big d-cks and freedom and still wants to know why africans have no technology. girl 1: are you drunk? aldon: big d-cks and freedom
- i'm gonna zayn
to leave or escape a situation unexpectedly, like zayn malik left one direction. if brad doesn’t get here by 11, i swear i’m gonna zayn.
- nugget hole
when a s-x partner agrees to put anything in there -sshole that’s called a nugget hole. will you put this bowling ball in your nugget hole for me?
- mahfuz shoes
f-ck your shoes are hawt #call #me #mahfuz #even #tho #my #name #is #mahfuzur f-ck mahfuz shoes are s-xy and dangerous
- smelly chode
a grotesque, misformed and unrecognisable p-n-s damaged by chronic m-st-rb-t–n. it’s disturbing shape and colour is only eclipsed by its horrendous, unrelenting and offensive smell. god sake nick! f-cking put your smelly chode away. there are children around.