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a cinematic masterpiece; the epitome of comedy. a legendary comedy movie.
-surely you can’t be serious
-i am serious, and stop calling me
shirley.

aircraft

rare bear, fastest in the world, 528 mph, 4,000 hp!
most annoying song ever. good when it first came out but when everyone started putting “can we pretend that airplanes in the nightsky are like shooting stars…i could really use a wish right now”, it became annoying as h-ll.
ex 1:

jesse – can we pretend that airplanes –

james – no. stfu.

ex 2:

lisa – omg! like, that song is so good. i’m gonna write down the chorus in my fb status!

tina – yeah, you and the rest of the world…
when the guy c-ms in the girl’s -ss (/c-ckpit) and then she shoots it out in a spray of diarrhea–j-c-l-t- mixture.
last week i was home for thanksgiving and my brother kept giving me the airplane to me! ugh it sucked and was so uncomfortable . smh . !
a device that is heavier than air, with wings that are fixed in place, and can fly. usually accompanied by at least one pilot.

airplanes are great fun to fly, and like any tool can be used for good or evil.
“look at that airplane flying up there!”
hilarious 1980 movie. after the navigator and both pilots are among multiple people on an airline heading to chicago from los angeles that get sick from some strange foodbourne illness, a doctor and two flight attendants seek the help from everyday man ted stryker (the ex-lover of one of the flight attendants) who has trouble just going near a plane since he made what he believed to be a bad move during an airstrike in the vietnam war.

the movie is known for it’s very random humor (i.e. a group of reporters is getting info about the crisis when one of them says “okay boys, lets get some pictures”. they then walk over to a wall with framed photographs of airlines and randomly start taking them down and walking out the door).
i got annoyed when my friend kept uttering the “don’t call me shirley” joke from airplane!
song by rapper b.o.b. featuring hayley williams that is put as everyone’s facebook status, and is overplayed.
fb friend #1’s status: “can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? i could really use a wish right now, wish right now”

……..

fb friend #300’s status: “can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? i could really use a wish right now, wish right now”

alright we get it, you could really use a wish right now. geez!
an air plan is when a person gives a traditional “airplane” ride but instead holds two individuals having s-x. also a women holding another women who is wearing an extremely large strap-on
jeana want an air plane ride?

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