airport marathon


the so called “marathon” that takes place when you are so late for a flight that you must run through the airport. obstacles may include crowds, escalators, trams and security check points.
p-ssenger 1: dude, calm down, whats the deal?
p-ssenger 2: sorry man. my connecting flight into atlanta was late, so i had to run an airport marathon to get here on time.

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