airport

the place 9/11 ruined
let’s go to the airport, just don’t bring any liquids, batteries, or, f-ck it, don’t bring anything
place where you go to fly.
i’m going to the airport.
a state of immense embarr-ssment in public; being ridiculed and humiliated in front of others, to the point where you need to disappear or keep a low-profile.
shawn took a sh-t in his pants in the school’s hallway. he went to the airport.

i got slapped by an ugly chick in cl-ss. d-mn, that was airport.

pastor eric’s church members caught him in a brothel. that’s airport status. he had to catch a flight.
airports are places where various aircraft take off and land from. there are big, busy airports, like o’hare international, and there are small, quiet airports like where i am writing from, olympia regional.

many airports have flight schools where you can learn to fly an airplane or a helicopter. smaller airports have plenty of airport b-ms and ramp rats, which is a good thing since flying is fun to watch.

sometimes airports will have museums, restaurants, and other fun activities.
i am happy because i found a job at the airport, renting out planes and answering phones.

or

let’s go to the airport and get a plane ride!
an airport (capitalized just like this) is the function on your macbook, that is the wifi signal, that you turn off when you went to hang up on someone annoying on skype without them knowing that you hung up, it just says “loss of connection” oops!
jen kept showing me her baby, so i airported that b-tch.
s-x while skydiving.
person 1: dude can you get a girl pregnant in an airport

person2: no, but it is very messy.
there are four kinds of airport. #1 international. the largest, busiest airports, taking flights from around the world. usually has a very long runway. eg:los angeles international airport is the seconf largest airport in the world. #2 reagional. an airport that takes flights from around country/continent. eg:nanaimo reagional isn’t the busiest airport around, but it’ll get you around the continent. #3 local. the second smallest airport, usually has average facilities, only takes local flights. eg:qualic-m beach local will take you as far as vancouver and up-island, but thats it. #4 airstrip. smallest of all airports, usually doesn’t have normal airport facilities and can take only small aicraft. eg:tofino airstrip has no facilities, but planes do land there.
pilot – after the 18 hour flight from vancouver, we finally arived in at hong kong international airport.

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