Airtight Closet Homosexual


a special breed of h-m-, often considered extremist in their behavior and responses to people who believe they are gay. there are many closet h-m-s-xuals in the world who, through acceptance and respect by their peers, end up coming out of the closet; however, the airtight closet h-m-s-xual tends to deny the fact that they are gay 100% of the time every time they are suspected as such.
u4got: hey walt, did you like how majestic the flag pole was at the game last night?

walt: wtf stfu no, it was dirty and gross and i wasn’t even paying attention to it.

u4got: omg such an airtight closet h-m-s-xual.

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