ajitpie
the act of pretending your partner is the american public. whenever they use the internet, you bend them over and f-ck them up the -ss. afterwards, your partner (who has just been -ssf-cked) pays you for doing so.
1)
american citizen: alright verizon, i want to use the internet.
verizon: sure, that’ll be $3.99 per minute plus $1.99 per website opened, plus 1 ajitpie in your booty hole.
american citizen: *unbuckles belt, pulls down pants and leans over on couch while smiling* god i love the internet.
2)
american citizen: alright verizon, i want to use the internet.
verizon: okay, our service technician will be there shortly to provide your internet, take your money and f-ck you up the -ss. he’ll arrive anywhere from now to the next twelve weeks to give you an ajitpie and provide you with internet access. he may not even show up at all, but you’ll pay regardless. eat sh-t. f-ck you.
american citizen: thanks!
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