AK dick


when a normal person’s d-ck shrinks to the size of a small person’s d-ck due to cold weather or other factors.
“dude it was so cold at that party. i was embarr-ssed to grind because i had ak d-ck the whole time.”

“i’m sorry jessica, i don’t want to have s-x now because i have ak d-ck, and it’s embarr-ssing.”

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