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- Alan day
1. a day where everything seems to go wrong, and just when you thought things couldn’t get any worse, oh they do. 2. a phenomenon composed of a series of unfortunate events that occurs to servers once in a while, especially those working at red lobster. 3. someone who’s made alan money. “how was your […]
- Cheeky Rape
an expression used far too casually and frequently at university inst-tutes. the phrase is horrifically graphic and very offensive however is commonly used on a daily basis by the residents of kidder-minster or “kiddy” for short. it can be used to express just about anything that has just happened. however it is often flung violently […]
noun – a hard-working friend that never takes your calls, or engages in pre-planned events, because he has more important things to attend to. i tried to stay friends with him, but in lieu of his recent inability to answer his cell, i’ve come to think of him as a total alanjoos nowadays.
- alarmclock blowjob
when a girl gives you a bl-w j-b to wake you up in the morning. billy didn’t want to get up for work this morning, until his girlfriend woke him up with a delightful alarmclock bl-wj-b.
- fud features
1. someone that looks like a f-nny 2. scottish term used with awright as a friendly greeting 1. check fud features over there, what a daft -rs- 2. p1: awright fud features hows it gaun ? p2: aye no bad baw jaws whits eh hampden ?