someone who has a ridiculous tolerance for alcohol, and can go shot to shot with everyone in the group. an ‘akmaral’ is never seen without the infamous college red cup in their hand. uses this talent to the demise of the group by getting everyone wasted and remaining sober themselves. their spirit for partying is so extreme they could be in the hospital in the morning but party at night.
-holy sh-t, that akmaral is still sober!
-d-mn, that akmaral got me so drunk i thought cougars were called ‘cheetah girls’
- jibittee do
an utterance, usually by an uneducated person, trying to imitate a british accent. so, how’s your new dalliance, that british bloke? jibittee do and all that!
- dirty niner
two partners perform 69 and just as you are about to c-m you let out a fart. me and my girl were doin 69 the other day and i activated the dirty niner so she knows it’s real.
- pekka pals
pekka pals are male friends who privately engage in fondling one another’s p-n-s (pekka). timmy and i became pekka pals at the sleepover last weekend.
- ostritch seat
when you lose your virginity in a car with leather seats. mike: “yo, what’d you do this weekend?” trey: “nothing much man, just had the occasional ostritch seat.” mike: “d-mn get it”
- henry walsh
a s-xy person who gets all the ladies, and is strong and athletic gotta get some of that henry walsh